The meek shall inherit.

photo: John Tullis, line: Kevin Dunleavy
All the shirts your beard and kid could ever want:

Chins are merely the stage for which a beard shines.

photo: Richard Ivey, line: Eric Red Peterson

People have acquaintances. Beards have brothers.

photo: David Amsalem, line: William F S K

Wisdom is measured in years, years are measured in beards.

photo: peter burge, creative commons; line: Kevin Dunleavy

My eyes are up here.

photo: Josette miller; line: David Vanderschaaf

The Beardly Measuring Shirt


Your beard deserves a shirt. Get one and see how you measure up. 


This is my resume.


photo: David Greenside, line: Cassie Broeckert

Go beard or go home.

photo & line: Taylor Birkey

The difference between height and stature.

photo: Josette Miller / Beard Gang, line: Arthur Tanimoto

Say everything without saying a damn thing.


photo: CC/deepchi1, line: John Neerland/Dustin Black

There's a place for men without beards: the Lifetime Network.


photo: creative commons/c r i s, line: Dustin Black/Joel Stacy