The Beardly

The meek shall inherit.

2012-01-26T12:41:00.000-08:00

photo: John Tullis, line: Kevin Dunleavy

All the shirts your beard and kid could ever want:

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Chins are merely the stage for which a beard shines.

2012-01-18T19:43:00.000-08:00

photo: Richard Ivey, line: Eric Red Peterson

People have acquaintances. Beards have brothers.

2011-12-19T06:00:00.000-08:00

photo: David Amsalem, line: William F S K

You had the balls to start a beard, where did they go when you decided to shave?

2011-12-04T11:35:00.000-08:00

line: Kevin Dunleavy

Fascinating. With the stroke of a razor, a man has devolved into a little boy.

2011-12-02T07:39:00.000-08:00

line: Kevin Dunleavy

Wisdom is measured in years, years are measured in beards.

2011-11-30T08:15:00.001-08:00

photo: peter burge, creative commons; line: Kevin Dunleavy

2011-11-29T09:23:00.000-08:00

United States of Beardly

2011-11-23T05:00:00.000-08:00

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My eyes are up here.

2011-11-17T10:06:00.000-08:00

photo: Josette miller; line: David Vanderschaaf

The Beardly Measuring Shirt

2011-11-16T11:31:00.000-08:00

Your beard deserves a shirt. Get one and see how you measure up.

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A beard is a lighthouse to lost, beardless souls, seeking true manhood.

2011-11-15T07:00:00.000-08:00

photo: James Ianham; line: Eric Peterson

You had the balls to start a beard, where did they go when you decided to finish it?

2011-11-09T10:45:00.000-08:00

line: Kevin Dunleavy

Top 10 reasons to grow a beard t-shirt

2011-11-06T05:29:00.000-08:00

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This is my resume.

2011-10-29T15:22:00.001-07:00

photo: David Greenside, line: Cassie Broeckert

Go beard or go home.

2011-10-20T06:00:00.000-07:00

photo & line: Taylor Birkey

The difference between height and stature.

2011-10-17T09:51:00.000-07:00

photo: Josette Miller / Beard Gang, line: Arthur Tanimoto

Say everything without saying a damn thing.

2011-10-12T11:14:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/deepchi1, line: John Neerland/Dustin Black

There's a place for men without beards: the Lifetime Network.

2011-10-10T11:14:00.000-07:00

photo: creative commons/c r i s, line: Dustin Black/Joel Stacy

Sideburns. Tree stump left over from a great oak.

2011-10-05T04:00:00.000-07:00

photo: creative commons, Zawezome; line: Steven Musch

Any man can start a beard. A true man never finishes one.

2011-09-30T05:00:00.000-07:00

photo: John Tullis; line: Kevin Dunleavy

Some men build a legacy. Real men grow one.

2011-09-27T12:57:00.000-07:00

photo: Blake Little Photography; line: Russ Stark, Dustin Black

May your excess estrogen bring you peace in this time of beardlessness.

2011-09-19T07:34:00.000-07:00

line: Russ Stark

Your newly-shorn face is dead to me.

2011-09-16T14:31:00.001-07:00

line: Kevin Dunleavy

Without man there can be no beard, and without beard there can be no man.

2011-08-25T06:56:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/Randy Son of Robert, line: Charles MFab Sim

She's not worth it.

2011-08-20T06:55:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/star5112, line: Dustin Black

You've taken up shaving. Perhaps next you should take up needlepoint.

2011-08-16T07:34:00.001-07:00

line: Russ Stark

So you shaved. Your whiskers will grow back. Your testicles won't.

2011-08-10T07:45:00.001-07:00

line: Dustin Black/Kevin Dunleavy

Our condolences on shaving and your utter lack of testosterone.

2011-08-07T16:42:00.001-07:00

line: Brian Ritchie

The Beardly measuring t-shirt

2011-08-04T07:41:00.000-07:00

Your beard deserves a shirt. Get one and see how you measure up.

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I see you shaved. Sorry the weight of manhood was just too much.

2011-08-01T08:53:00.000-07:00

line: Dustin Black

Beard up or shut up.

2011-07-21T05:44:00.000-07:00

photo: Andrew Charon, line: Dustin Black

Your beard will test you.

2011-07-20T08:12:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/Adam L'lconoclaste Banal, line: Dustin Black

2011-07-20T08:06:00.001-07:00

Without a beard, you're the same as every other woman and child.

2011-07-18T05:45:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/Rebecca, line: bastardization of a Greek Proverb by Dustin Black/Joel Stacy

"I've never grown a beard." -virgin, age 36

2011-07-14T08:32:00.000-07:00

photo: Mike Caguin, line: Kevin Dunleavy

A man doesn't grow a beard. A beard grows a man.

2011-07-09T05:46:00.000-07:00

photo & line: Dustin Black

When two beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way.

2011-07-08T05:47:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/inhisgrace, line: Dustin Black

The difference between Mr. and Sir.

2011-07-02T05:49:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/andriux-uk, line: Cassie Broeckert

Beard: music from the pores.

2011-06-30T07:52:00.000-07:00

photo: & line: Caetano Maschio Santos

A fool and his follicles are soon parted.

2011-06-17T08:47:00.000-07:00

photo: creative commons/Camera Eye Photography, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Seniority isn't determined solely by age.

2011-06-10T08:09:00.000-07:00

photo: CJ Kelly, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Any man can write his autobiography. A ream man wears it.

2011-05-31T14:31:00.000-07:00

photo: Creative Commons/Nigel D Christian, line: Kevin Dunleavy

If I could grow a beard I wouldn't need a man.

2011-05-24T08:10:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/VoteJoeC, line: Lindsey Aho

You can try to stop a beard, but it will only come back stronger.

2011-05-02T20:46:00.001-07:00

photo: team coco, line: Kevin Dunleavy

2011-04-20T19:24:00.000-07:00

It's not what you've done that matters, but how you've grown.

2011-03-25T12:45:00.000-07:00

photo: creative commons/Alt-Beauty/Danny Roche, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Face hath no fury like a beard scorned.

2011-03-22T11:12:00.001-07:00

photo: Erich K VonSchiller, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Judge a man not by the growth of his beard; judge a beard by the growth of a man.

2011-03-04T06:13:00.000-08:00

photo: creative commons/americanisadechiapas, line: Bryce Bates

If you don't grow, you don't know.

2011-02-28T11:11:00.000-08:00

photo: Ed Veter, line: Kevin Hughes

My beard is listed on my organ donor card.

2011-02-15T06:52:00.000-08:00

photo: CC/Wm Jas, line: Dustin Black

If bearding is wrong, why does your face constantly insist on one?

2011-02-12T11:04:00.000-08:00

photo: Darren King, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Sometimes, the treasure trail leads up.

2011-02-09T10:13:00.001-08:00

photo: CC/Waldo Jaquith, line: John Neerland

Beard up or shut up.

2011-02-02T13:46:00.001-08:00

photo: Andrew Charon, line: Dustin Black

Without a beard, you're the same as every other woman and child.

2011-02-01T13:53:00.000-08:00

photo: CC/Rebecca, line: bastardization of a Greek Proverb by Dustin Black/Joel Stacy

A wise man and his beard are rarely parted.

2011-01-26T07:44:00.000-08:00

photo: Creative Commons / chefranden, line: Dustin Black

Without man there can be no beard, and without beard there can be no man.

2011-01-19T10:23:00.000-08:00

photo: CC/Randy Son of Robert, line: Charles MFab Sim

All chins die. Not every chin truly lives.

2011-01-15T06:10:00.000-08:00

photo: CC/elvissa, line: Patrick Phelan

Gore-tex schmore-tex.

2011-01-13T06:09:00.000-08:00

photo: CC/peupleloup, line: John Neerland

10 million years of taunting the elements.

2011-01-11T06:08:00.000-08:00

photo: CC/Laurel Fan, line: Brandon Cabrera

Real men grow their own scarf.

2011-01-09T05:39:00.000-08:00

photo: Deb Foster, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Wear it. Live it.

2011-01-06T05:19:00.000-08:00

photo & line: Richard Gregory

My beard is my face.

2011-01-04T08:51:00.000-08:00

photo & line: Gryphon Macthoy

The beard really ties the face together.

2010-12-26T06:18:00.000-08:00

photo: Albert Turner, line: Kevin Dunleavy

'Till death or shaving do us part.

2010-12-24T09:10:00.000-08:00

photo: Jed Beckman, line: Dustin Black

Let your beard do the talking.

2010-12-22T08:54:00.000-08:00

photo: salqu, line: Ellie Anderson

Kids sit on my lap to get closer to the beard.

2010-12-21T10:08:00.001-08:00

photo: istockphoto/JBryson, line: Joel Stacy

The difference between Mr. and Sir.

2010-12-08T20:21:00.001-08:00

photo: CC/andriux-uk, line: Cassie Broeckert

Behind every great story is a beard that lived to tell the tale.

2010-11-30T12:35:00.000-08:00

line: Kevin Dunleavy

She's not worth it.

2010-11-22T10:50:00.001-08:00

photo: CC/star5112, line: Dustin Black

A beard is a terrible thing to waste.

2010-11-19T06:57:00.001-08:00

photo: CC/Scott M, line: Ashley Grudnowski

See the beard, know the man.

2010-11-17T13:29:00.000-08:00

photo: Christian Lund; line: Dustin Black

You can try to stop a beard, but it will only come back stronger.

2010-11-08T16:46:00.000-08:00

photo: team coco, line: Kevin Dunleavy

You do not question the beard, the beard questions you.

2010-11-08T08:50:00.000-08:00

photo: Joe Spit, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Sideburns. Two sad tombstones to what might have been.

2010-11-04T07:30:00.001-07:00

photo: Clark Personl, line: Kevin Dunleavy

Beards make dreams come true.

2010-11-02T07:46:00.000-07:00

photo: AP, line: Dustin Black

Separate the men from the goatees.

2010-10-18T09:03:00.000-07:00

photo: David Martin, line: Larry Olson

Beware of imposters.

2010-09-26T10:22:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/keeping it real, line: Dustin Black

Bearding hides the face? No, shaving hides the beard.

2010-09-07T07:45:00.000-07:00

photo & line: Dean Morris

When you have a beard, you have enough.

2010-08-19T16:52:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/Dan Zen, line: Lee Hansen

A beard is facial hair that's moving faster than your face.

2010-08-12T07:57:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/loudestnoise, line: Dustin Black

Walking with a beard in the dark is better than walking beardless in the light.

2010-08-03T05:48:00.000-07:00

photo: Papryk Turowicz, line: Papryk Turowicz/Helen Keller

Shock and awe.

2010-07-24T16:42:00.001-07:00

photo: Kevin Boyle, line: Dustin Black

The goatee is a cousin of the beard. A redneck, inbred cousin.

2010-07-21T07:17:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/gotmeamuse, line: Dustin Black

Mind the whiskers and the beard takes care of itself.

2010-07-14T05:58:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/Hello Turkey Toes, line: Benjamin Franklin/Michael Ray McGoodwin

The true art of man is his beard.

2010-07-11T10:00:00.000-07:00

photo: Jacob Stiltner, line: Bryce Bates

Finders keepers.

2010-07-10T13:23:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/o. casey, line: Dustin Black

When two beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way.

2010-07-08T08:29:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/inhisgrace, line: Dustin Black

Without a beard, you're the same as every other woman and child.

2010-07-07T06:46:00.001-07:00

photo: CC/Rebecca, line: bastardization of a Greek Proverb by Dustin Black/Joel Stacy

You don't choose the beard. The beard chooses you.

2010-06-28T05:41:00.000-07:00

photo: Corrie Zoll

When man and beast are one.

2010-06-16T19:40:00.000-07:00

photo & line: Rory Nicholson

Beard is boss.

2010-06-05T08:15:00.000-07:00

photo: Eric Rainwater, line: Dustin Black

Say everything without saying a damn thing.

2010-05-26T18:13:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/deepchi1, line: John Neerland/Dustin Black

Any chump can give her a shoulder to cry on.

2010-05-24T05:16:00.000-07:00

photo: CC/rogerimp, line: Dustin Black

Obey the beard.

2010-05-23T10:20:00.000-07:00

photo: & line: Jake Burrmann

The easiest way to say, "I'm in charge."

2010-05-18T05:30:00.000-07:00

photo: Bob Gilmore, line: John Neerland

When the beard speaks, you know you've been spoken to.

2010-05-10T09:24:00.000-07:00

photo: Steve Kener, line: John Neerland

No beard? No soul.

2010-04-29T05:59:00.000-07:00

photo & line: Robert Rudd

If you don't know the beard, you don't know the man.

2010-04-15T06:01:00.000-07:00

photo: Ashley Condon, line: Courtney McLean

With a beard on your face, there's always hope in your heart.

2010-04-07T06:35:00.000-07:00

photo:Clint Rawson, line: Clint Rawson/Joel Stacey

Sometimes the carpet out-classes the drapes.

2010-04-02T11:41:00.000-07:00

photo & line: Mike Tibbals